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{"type":"standard","title":"Sarkis Zabunyan","displaytitle":"Sarkis Zabunyan","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q323186","titles":{"canonical":"Sarkis_Zabunyan","normalized":"Sarkis Zabunyan","display":"Sarkis Zabunyan"},"pageid":2075914,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6c/Sarkis_zabunyan.JPG/330px-Sarkis_zabunyan.JPG","width":320,"height":214},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6c/Sarkis_zabunyan.JPG","width":1280,"height":857},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286682222","tid":"6add4719-1e9f-11f0-af0e-bc1c19b042b9","timestamp":"2025-04-21T10:57:29Z","description":"French conceptual artist of Turkish-Armenian descent","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarkis_Zabunyan","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarkis_Zabunyan?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarkis_Zabunyan?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sarkis_Zabunyan"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarkis_Zabunyan","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Sarkis_Zabunyan","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarkis_Zabunyan?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sarkis_Zabunyan"}},"extract":"Sarkis Zabunyan, known as Sarkis, is an Armenian conceptual artist.","extract_html":"

Sarkis Zabunyan, known as Sarkis, is an Armenian conceptual artist.

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Bandiwan Mi Ya Sansari is a Marathi movie released on 30 December 1988. The movie has been produced by Prakash Joshi and directed by Arun Karnataki.

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