{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
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