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{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}

{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}

{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}

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