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\"Floods\" is a song by American heavy metal band Pantera from their 1996 album The Great Southern Trendkill. A ballad, it is the longest song on the album and the third-longest song the band has recorded, after \"Cemetery Gates\" (7:03) and \"Hard Lines, Sunken Cheeks\" (7:01). An early mix of the song was released on the 20th anniversary edition of The Great Southern Trendkill.
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Joseph Taylor was an English-born mining engineer and Unitarian minister. After emigrating to New Zealand in 1894, he discovered a coal field and established a coal mine at Pūponga in Golden Bay. In 1902, he was sentenced to two years' imprisonment for fraudulently altering his mining company's books of account.
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