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{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}

{"fact":"The cat has 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650).","length":51}

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{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}

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{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}

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